Seven pointed out the other day that there are a few words he uses that no one understands. This is my fault because I invented them. I also noticed that their seasonal and sometimes drop away so I might start documenting them.
Punce: Takes Ponce to a new extreme of punciness. Also someone you just want to smash.
Spoonchy (or Sponchy) : Both wet and dirty and undesirable. Someone with a lot of sleep in their eyes may look ‘spoonchy’.
Doomphus: A way to describe someone being very uncoordinated or stupid but usually both.
Doomphalada: A more endearing form of Doomphus.
Noonse Moonse: Confused but satisfied.
Doose: A kid of punch. Both soft and slow yet powerful.
Hoink your Boink: A means of readying yourself for the day / the world etc. Each of us hoinks their boink a little differently but it’s always worth asking someone before a trip or something important if they’ve hoinked their boink.
More to follow soon…